how dare u be in a relationship when ur cute and we have similar music taste
my mom’s like “sarah do you really need ten superhero cups?” and i’m like “mom do you need a cup to put that negativity into?”
*puts sunglasses on grandma’s corpse at open casket* she would’ve wanted it this way..
A quick bust painting of Piper, because I wanted to try my hands at her.
my mom didn’t appreciate my commentary on how attractive anne hathaway is in the dark knight rises
How I do - Skirts by *rika-dono
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
i taught my 2 year old sister to say “down with the patriarchy” and “i’m a bitter feminist” you gotta get them started early
How to pilot the TARDIS
my mom got really mad because i spent $10 on superhero cups at walmart but look
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport