have a nice day make good choices

lameborghini:

how dare u be in a relationship when ur cute and we have similar music taste


my mom’s like “sarah do you really need ten superhero cups?” and i’m like “mom do you need a cup to put that negativity into?” 

posted 9 hours ago with 11 notes

meladoodle:

*puts sunglasses on grandma’s corpse at open casket* she would’ve wanted it this way..



my mom didn’t appreciate my commentary on how attractive anne hathaway is in the dark knight rises 

posted 11 hours ago with 7 notes

francis-bonerfoy:

artist-refs:
How I do - Skirts by *rika-dono

francis-bonerfoy:

artist-refs:

How I do - Skirts by *rika-dono


littlemixbutts:

bodenniss:

littlemixbutts:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

well that escalated quickly

paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going

#me


i taught my 2 year old sister to say “down with the patriarchy” and “i’m a bitter feminist” you gotta get them started early 

posted 11 hours ago with 12 notes

verniciato:

How to pilot the TARDIS


Kenya’s Disney Screencap/Gif Challenge
10 Couples: #4: Roger and Anita
“Oh, Roger, you are an idiot.”



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yessirree

posted 11 hours ago


cuddlefeyrac:

au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport