Who Honestly would look at me and go “theyre straight”
the main reason malfoy hates harry is because harry started a rumor that malfoy dyes his hair blond.
asian malfoy is the only malfoy
- i’ve never drawn draco before now
- asian draco is now what makes my world turn
- thank you
"if you’re brown and i’m brown then who’s flying the broom"
black hermione and indian harry because i’ll fight it to the death
*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that
of course, hagrid is a delight and we need more big ol’ hargrids in the world.
Muslim knight with her Slavic love
i feel like any house would stick up for their family though. slytherin seems a lot more like an italian mob family where they really protect their own and go after people who hurt their family. but i think all of the houses would be extremely protective, they’d just go about it in other ways.
jk stop regretting ronmione and start regretting naming harry’s son after snape
that would be perfect. like someone slips a love potion in an aromantic kid’s pumpkin juice and they take a sip and just scrunch up their nose and lean to the person next to them and ask if the pumpkin juice tastes funny to them too.
what if harry had been sorted into slytherin though
- sarcastic bastard and no need to pretend otherwise
- learning the names of people outside your immediate circle of friends??? please
- usually overdramatic, sometimes morally grey
- sirius having to deal with the fact that his godson is a slytherin. a slytherin. james potter’s son is in slytherin. remus can you believe this
- bezzies-by-circumstance with draco malfoy with all the highlights including a) earth-shattering fights, b) someone brazen enough to curb draco’s nastiness, and c) someone unimpressed enough to tell harry to get a fucking grip and stop being so self-righteous all the time potter you frilly whingebag
- (and a friendship with harry/draco reluctantly getting roped into his cause could have changed a whole buncha shit for the malfoys and all that Malfoy Joins the Order With Snape fic of ‘03-‘05 could have come true)
- speaking of, a head of house/student relationship with snape might have saved his character from being entirely reprehensible
- challenging the wizarding public’s views of slytherin house by pitting their ridiculous prejudices against their blind all-consuming love for/faith in harry
- quirrell was a ravenclaw and wormtail was a gryffindor [insert harry’s sarcastic one-liner about all the witches and wizards who went bad being in slytherin here]
- jkr putting her money where her mouth is re: “we’ve all got both light and dark inside us, it’s our choices who make us who we truly are” by putting the boy who lived and eventual saviour of the wizarding world in the ~evil house~
- or even better she could have established slytherin as the ~evil house~ and then dismantled that completely by showing harry surrounded by loving, caring people forced to choose between standing beside their friend harry or supporting voldemort’s/their parents’ cause
- harry’s group of friends torn in two by their parents’ ideology and their loyalty to harry and what they’ve seen to be true while sharing a home with hundreds of halfbloods and muggleborns
- and then members of slytherin house fighting tooth and nail against the people who raised them because harry potter just has that effect on people
- all resulting in an eventual about-face in people’s attitudes towards slytherins
- and when harry has kids they’re proud at the thought of being sorted into slytherin house because their dad was a slytherin and he saved the fucking world
heRMIONE GRANGER IS THE BRIGHTEST WITCH AND NOT THE WHITEST WITCH
i remember when i was a wee child and i really wanted ryan to follow me and now he is and i want to tell me younger self that all the cool artists i looked up to are people who now know i exist.